Pat had the following conversation with Megan in the car on the way to the eye doctor. Seriously, she cracks me up sometimes.
The DJ on the car radio was talking to people who had undergone surgery for amputation. A gentleman called in who mentioned he had to have a leg amputated after he was wounded in the Gulf War.
Megan: Daddy, that guy had to have his leg cut off when he played golf. But, you play golf.
Pat: No Megan, he was hurt in the War, the Gulf War and had to have his leg amputated because of the injury.
Megan: How did he get home then, hop?